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kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much
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I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
-my heart (via ispeakquotes)

(via shittyteenblog)

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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via forever-without-you)

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dream-chaserxo:

Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.
"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”
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thecutestofthecute:

This chow chow puppy looks like a chubby little black bear
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Photograph by Emily Berl
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via asian)

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perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via distraction)

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I don’t need you to tell me what I’m feeling. I already know. I just don’t want it said out loud.
-Aquarius (zodiacsociety)

(Source: zodiacsociety, via zodiacsociety)

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tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.
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